As I have enough of worrying about my electric/electronic abilities, I have invented a new sport– leg hair removal with the use of a pincer. I recommend it to every woman who needs to calm her thoughts and wind down. Although my bushes are quite long, the good news is that on scars, which I have plenty of, hair doesn't grow. Hey, look, here is a souvenir of hurting myself on a paraglide when I was a small girl, and here of burning myself with an exhaust pipe... oh! And here, I guess, something must have gone wrong while snowboarding! And here I fell down from the mast... and so on...

As I had so much time to relax, I have thought several things over:
a. It's extremely hot and it's going to be even hotter nearer the equator
b. It would be faster with the autopilot and spinnaker :)
c. Gosh... if they invented an actuator that can install itself, it really would be something!

I'd like a boiled egg with mayonnaise. But I have no mayonnaise, and I have run out of eggs because I forgot to buy them on the last island. I'd also like pancakes, but: see above. What else would I like..? a wet cod from the boardwalk in Ustka and a smoked mackerel. Aaaaaaaaaaaah, and I'd also like a white sausage. I already have some horseradish :) My fancy menu definitely shows that Easter's coming... and my mom's tatar sauce... yummy! Mayonnaise, cream and cucumbers (don't have them either so they can only appear in my dreams).
- Well, what could we recommend, perhaps some Chinese soup for a change?
- Of course, I'd love to. Spicy, please. Do you take tips here or should I just wash the dishes after the meal?